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The Lincoln-Douglas Debates (on AIM)

"In the interests of recreating academically-relevant material in media more familiar and easily grasped by the youths of an increasingly technological society, the Fathers of Universally Consistent Knowledge in conjunction with antwon.com proudly present The Lincoln-Douglas Debates, as they would have transpired over America Online's popular instant messaging program."  [via Rogi]

steviedoug420: no ur so toatlly rong
steviedoug420: constitution sez each state decide 4 itself
steviedoug420: u cant tell them all what 2 do
honestabe16thprez: but that wont work!!!!
honestabe16thprez: u cant have sum slave and sum free
steviedoug420: y not?????????>>

Warning: R-rated and politically incorrect language, but I thought it was funny. Just in case you haven't seen it, you can also check out The Gettysburg Powerpoint, one of the few things that makes Kate do spit takes.